CrazyHoboManisms

I have not really updated my blog in quite some time, so I am now. Tonight I joined a myspace group called eggplant made by my friend Derek after actually going to myspace for the first time in about a hundred years. I don’t really like eggplant, but I decided to join so I could make a post on the group. Because I am lazy and would like to seize every opportunity to update my blog with as little effort as possible, I have decided to copy and paste my slightly eggplant-related rant about nothing on here.

That’s right, I really don’t like eggplant that much. Why did I join this group, you ask? Because it is whacky, and eggplant is an underrepresented vegetable. Just because I don’t like it doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t take a closer look at our purple friend. The reason I joined this group is to fight for open-mindedness. Everybody should eat eggplant and make their own educated decision on eggplant, not decisions made by other people. It sickes me when so many people say things like “ooh, that movie is no good” then saying they haven’t seen it when you’ve asked them if they have. The same thing can be applied to eggplant. “I don’t really like eggplant,” people say. Well I say have you tried it!? I have, and have found it somewhat unenjoyable, but at least I’ve had it. I mean… come on, think for yourselves, people. When I had eggplant once I ate a whole tub of it, and it was a very unpleasant experience. Now I’m not saying people should eat a whole tub of eggplant, but they should at least eat a eggplant-based dish (I would recommend eggplant parmesean or something) and make their own autonomous decisions based on how *they* feel about eggplant, not what other people or the media tells them. The media should get their noses out of other peoples’ business, too. When the media says “This movie is bad” or “This band sucks” or something similar people are going to be less predisposed to listening to them, even thinking that they are bad because of what they’ve heard before, even though they’re not really making a careful analysis of what they are seeing or listening to… or eating. If our culture weren’t so media-based, we’d all be very much more unique individuals, but nooooooo… it’s all a big plot for corporations to make a bunch of money they don’t even need. I’m tired of it! Fight for you rights! What I’m trying to say, people, is that we need to go burn some shit down!!!!

The last poem was sad
I hope this one’s happier
La la la la la

I had a fever
It really sucked ass a lot
This haiku is lame

Well I guess my blog server is back up (for some reason it was down for a while) — just in time for school (my winter break, by the way, was a blast, thanks to everyone on the EMC crew among others). Stay tuned for more randomly insane writings, as my creative juices have once again been refilled.

MT will be cool
Visiting chicks on the way
To pick up Bryant

Wooo, I’m going to embark on a journey to Bozeman, Montana in about an hour. I’m pretty pumped. Along the way Grant (my partner in crime) and I will be visiting friends from school in Spokane and Missoula. I want to start driving so I can get this waiting over with. Hurry up and get your ass over here, Grant.

Oh yeah, Tony — my friend at film school in california — is going to come to, in spirit/in sign form. It will rock.

THIS BLOG ENTRY HAS NO PURPOSE, NOR SHOULD IT BE ENTERTAINING. TAKE THAT, DEREK.

It’s snowing outside
I’m playing Miles Davis
And typing dvorak.

I have decided that I am going to change the world in many ways. First off, I am going to recreate modern mathematics Instead of all this linear crap, the coordinate grid is going to be bendable (so you can overlap a point such as (2, 3) into another point, like (2, 2)). Also, rather than the axes being lines, the X axis will be a parabola and the Y axis will be a sin curve. I think I’m going to win the nobel peace prize for this. Damn, I am awesome.

Secondly, I am going to make a video editor for Linux that is free and doesn’t suck (or require a $7000 workspace computer).

Third, I am going to make it so that people fight wars with swords instead of guns. That would be a lot cooler.

And lastly, I am going to create a company that owns everything in the universe called Paulco. Oh yeah, and life won’t suck so much for people because I will buy world peace with my corporation’s massive amount of money. People will tell me that I don’t have the money, but I will prove that I do using my new system of mathematics.

Damn, the world is going to rock!

I just finished the longest math set ever. It took me at least TWO GOD DAMN HOURS!!! I wanna go out and uppercut a punk-ass or something.

Here is how much of the paper my math usually takes up (o represents blank space):


Side 1 Side 2
--- --- --- ooo
--- --- ooo ooo
--- --- ooo ooo
--- --- ooo ooo
--- --- ooo ooo


And here is how much it took up tonight:

Side 1 Side 2
--- --- --- ---
--- --- --- ---
--- --- --- ---
--- --- --- ---
--- --- --- ---

That’s a lot of math. I’m sure this will go down in the history books as the worst math set Paul Neiland ever had to do. I’m just glad I’m done with it. Time to go celebrate!

A small private lake
Dogs play, water laps on shore
As people wakeboard

I went to a wakeboard competition on Saturday. It was awesome. Really chill, low key (there were like fifty people there), good atmosphere, free red bull, free bbq, free live band, lots of attractive girls. I must say it was one of the best Saturdays I’ve had here.

Hooray for laziness-induced brevity in blog-writing!