I have decided that I am going to change the world in many ways. First off, I am going to recreate modern mathematics Instead of all this linear crap, the coordinate grid is going to be bendable (so you can overlap a point such as (2, 3) into another point, like (2, 2)). Also, rather than the axes being lines, the X axis will be a parabola and the Y axis will be a sin curve. I think I’m going to win the nobel peace prize for this. Damn, I am awesome.
Secondly, I am going to make a video editor for Linux that is free and doesn’t suck (or require a $7000 workspace computer).
Third, I am going to make it so that people fight wars with swords instead of guns. That would be a lot cooler.
And lastly, I am going to create a company that owns everything in the universe called Paulco. Oh yeah, and life won’t suck so much for people because I will buy world peace with my corporation’s massive amount of money. People will tell me that I don’t have the money, but I will prove that I do using my new system of mathematics.
Damn, the world is going to rock!
You are too right, except that instead of a parabola, the x axis should be a hyperbola. Man I am awesome.
Comment by Derek — November 20, 2005 @ 6:59 am
I like the third one, but if you’re going to make world peace, wouldn’t that nullify it?
Unless you make war with another planet…
Comment by Sam — November 22, 2005 @ 9:16 pm