CrazyHoboManisms

It’s snowing outside
I’m playing Miles Davis
And typing dvorak.

I have decided that I am going to change the world in many ways. First off, I am going to recreate modern mathematics Instead of all this linear crap, the coordinate grid is going to be bendable (so you can overlap a point such as (2, 3) into another point, like (2, 2)). Also, rather than the axes being lines, the X axis will be a parabola and the Y axis will be a sin curve. I think I’m going to win the nobel peace prize for this. Damn, I am awesome.

Secondly, I am going to make a video editor for Linux that is free and doesn’t suck (or require a $7000 workspace computer).

Third, I am going to make it so that people fight wars with swords instead of guns. That would be a lot cooler.

And lastly, I am going to create a company that owns everything in the universe called Paulco. Oh yeah, and life won’t suck so much for people because I will buy world peace with my corporation’s massive amount of money. People will tell me that I don’t have the money, but I will prove that I do using my new system of mathematics.

Damn, the world is going to rock!