I just finish reading Beowulf, the oldest piece of English literature known to mankind. Bewulf is awesome. It’s about this warrior who goes around and kicks a bunch of ass and then is given a bunch of treasure by those he helps. Beowulf is a badass. If you picked a fight with Beowulf, whe would rip you in half with his bare hands. He’d rip you in half with one bare hand. He’d rip you in half with only his big toe. There are many translations of Beowulf (it’s in Old English, which is a lot different from our English. Totally different). The one I read is this: http://www.lone-star.net/literature/beowulf/
Other people who are badass mofos include:
-Mr. T
-Conan the Barbarian
-Me
-He-Man, from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
-Ghost Dog from, the movie Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
